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Cracked: 7 Reasons why Vladimir Putin is the World's Craziest Badass

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Well I'd like to know where he is or at?



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Class act :splif:

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There are so many inaccuracies in that report that I can't stop laughing. Let's look at a couple of them:

An ex-secret agent now in charge of the entire Eastern Bloc.
Presumably the person who wrote this hasn't read any world history since 1989, but then he's a septic, so that could be about right.
the doubling of average national wages. Show that to any Russian, and the very least that will happen to you is that you'll be spat upon. Plus the famed free medical assistance disappeared long ago, unless you arrange for a 'present' for someone in the know, or you have some 'blat' (influence) in the system.

Initially a passenger on the fire-fighting flight, the Prime Minister took this natural disaster's attack on his homeland personally and seized the copilot's seat. [He is actually sitting in the captain's seat in that picture - something which is totally illegal - even in Russia. Here's what happened the last time an unqualified person sat in the captain's seat in a Russian aircraft] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593. He then throttle-aimed the plane at the fire and personally beat a wildfire into submission.


Yeah, right. Now where's that Harrison Ford guy? We've got a movie script here.

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Well, it is a comedy site, Tangs. :)

The Bellisario Maxim definately applies here. "Do not examine things too closely."

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The pussy would fall off a proper motorbike though.

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Dolls wrote:Well I'd like to know where he is or at?


I'm not sure where Vladimir Putin is, but No Chance is still alive. I spoke to him only a few weeks ago. :)

Hopefully this thread will draw him back to Smeggy's

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smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:Well I'd like to know where he is or at?


I'm not sure where Vladimir Putin is, but No Chance is still alive. I spoke to him only a few weeks ago. :)

Hopefully this thread will draw him back to Smeggy's





I do hope so cos he is really missed :( I always loved his piccies and his posts.......Such a lovely guy. :thumb:



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Dolls wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:Well I'd like to know where he is or at?


I'm not sure where Vladimir Putin is, but No Chance is still alive. I spoke to him only a few weeks ago. :)

Hopefully this thread will draw him back to Smeggy's





I do hope so cos he is really missed :( I always loved his piccies and his posts.......Such a lovely guy. :thumb:

Hes fine doll's, Just needed a break from forums for a while and no smeggy it wonts drag him back, I pointed it out to him and even threatened to spread rumous about him but he didnt bite! :hmmm:



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Little_Law_Chick wrote:
Dolls wrote:
smeggypants wrote:
Dolls wrote:Well I'd like to know where he is or at?


I'm not sure where Vladimir Putin is, but No Chance is still alive. I spoke to him only a few weeks ago. :)

Hopefully this thread will draw him back to Smeggy's





I do hope so cos he is really missed :( I always loved his piccies and his posts.......Such a lovely guy. :thumb:

Hes fine doll's, Just needed a break from forums for a while and no smeggy it wonts drag him back, I pointed it out to him and even threatened to spread rumous about him but he didnt bite! :hmmm:


We shall have to bring out our secret weapon!!!

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Good 'ol Alexandr Orlov. :D

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