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"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
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Excellent.

Just had a go on missile command.

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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crumbs wrote:Erm...how do you work it?


Erm... I thought you were a computer scientist? :D

You could follow the on screen instructions or if that overloads your overly educated brain cell... Follow my instructions that i managed to work out with my supreme intelligence.

Click on link.

Select a 'console' that you want to view.

List of games appear in blue... read and select one that you want to view/play.

Click on it.

A new screen opens with the screen on the right. Click on it.

Another screen opens. Read instructions and press the space bar to begin.

Put water into kettle and depress switch - allow to boil, place tea bag in cup and pour on boiling water from kettle. Add sugar and milk to taste and pour down throat accordingly.
*Caution - Tea is HOT*

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:Erm...how do you work it?


Erm... I thought you were a computer scientist? :D

You could follow the on screen instructions or if that overloads your overly educated brain cell... Follow my instructions that i managed to work out with my supreme intelligence.

Click on link.

Select a 'console' that you want to view.

List of games appear in blue... read and select one that you want to view/play.

Click on it.

A new screen opens with the screen on the right. Click on it.

Another screen opens. Read instructions and press the space bar to begin.

Put water into kettle and depress switch - allow to boil, place tea bag in cup and pour on boiling water from kettle. Add sugar and milk to taste and pour down throat accordingly.
*Caution - Tea is HOT*

:howl: :coffee:

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:Erm...how do you work it?


Erm... I thought you were a computer scientist? :D

You could follow the on screen instructions or if that overloads your overly educated brain cell... Follow my instructions that i managed to work out with my supreme intelligence.

Click on link.

Select a 'console' that you want to view.

List of games appear in blue... read and select one that you want to view/play.

Click on it.

A new screen opens with the screen on the right. Click on it.

Another screen opens. Read instructions and press the space bar to begin.

Put water into kettle and depress switch - allow to boil, place tea bag in cup and pour on boiling water from kettle. Add sugar and milk to taste and pour down throat accordingly.
*Caution - Tea is HOT*



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https://archive.org/details/X-Out_1990_Rainbow_Arts

If this is THE X-out i remember playing, damn i wish i had a computer. Took me about 6 months to get to the second level. :banghead:



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My favourites were Defender, Skramble and Breakout

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Scott Nelson wrote:Crumbs is a computer scientist. He specialises in 1980s models, particularly the BBC ;)

Don't knock the BBC Computers of the Era. They were fucking amazing!! I saved up hard for an Acorn Electron, BBC Model B and Master 128!! Solid machines of their time :thumb:

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I had a commodore 64. 64kB of RAM was amazing at the time. I've now got 24GB, which is 375,000 times as much. Wot a greedy fucker :)

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Gunna start a new thread for the BBC Emulator :)

Heres the link :D

viewtopic.php?f=30&t=26786

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smeggypants wrote:My favourites were Defender, Skramble and Breakout

same here smeggy :thumb:

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
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crumbs wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:Erm...how do you work it?


Erm... I thought you were a computer scientist? :D

You could follow the on screen instructions or if that overloads your overly educated brain cell... Follow my instructions that i managed to work out with my supreme intelligence.

Click on link.

Select a 'console' that you want to view.

List of games appear in blue... read and select one that you want to view/play.

Click on it.

A new screen opens with the screen on the right. Click on it.

Another screen opens. Read instructions and press the space bar to begin.

Put water into kettle and depress switch - allow to boil, place tea bag in cup and pour on boiling water from kettle. Add sugar and milk to taste and pour down throat accordingly.
*Caution - Tea is HOT*


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But it doesn't work for me. Maybe I need a Windoze computer with less security to have the Flash shite do something useful?

those deep blue supercomputers can be a right sod at times . can't they crumbs ? :D

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

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crumbs wrote:Just booted up my Windoze VM and the games work on that. Doesn't work on my Mac.

that'll teach you :D

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
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do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

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crumbs wrote:
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But it doesn't work for me. Maybe I need a Windoze computer with less security to have the Flash shite do something useful?


Maybe.

Certainly a man like your good self must take the security aspect very seriously. God forbid that Russian hackers force their way into your machine and pinch your anti Zionist files or password for pornhub. :D

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:
crumbs wrote:
:howl:

But it doesn't work for me. Maybe I need a Windoze computer with less security to have the Flash shite do something useful?


Maybe.

Certainly a man like your good self must take the security aspect very seriously. God forbid that Russian hackers force their way into your machine and pinch your anti Zionist files or password for pornhub. :D

:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :coffee:

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

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