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I went for a testicular cancer check-up last week. The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said, "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this procedure."
I said, "I haven't got an erection."
She said "No, but I have."

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An ice cream seller was today found dead on the floor of his van, covered in hundreds and thousands.
Police suspect that he topped himself



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phild05 wrote:An ice cream seller was today found dead on the floor of his van, covered in hundreds and thousands.
Police suspect that he topped himself



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A man was run over by a Post Office lorry in the High Street today.
As he lay in the road a yellow lorry came around the corner and also drove over him.
Then another red lorry, followed by another yellow lorry.


A Woman Police Officer went to inform his wife of her husband’s tragic death.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: genuine lol at that one smeggy . How you doing.its good to be back :)



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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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McDonald's were giving away 18-month old, badly behaved, kids and 10 Mayfair fags to any girl in a tracksuit aged between 11 and 15 yesterday.

Or so it seemed.

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It's 'own clothes' day in work today so I've just come in my pants.

I should stop getting so excited about the littlest of things

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How do you milk sheep?

Release another iPhone

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smeggypants wrote::rofl: :rofl:

A man was run over by a Post Office lorry in the High Street today.
As he lay in the road a yellow lorry came around the corner and also drove over him.
Then another red lorry, followed by another yellow lorry.


A Woman Police Officer went to inform his wife of her husband’s tragic death.
She said, "There's really no easy way to say this......."


:rofl: :rofl: :groan: :rofl: :rofl:

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