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^^^ plane stoopid

Then there is this candidate.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/12/man-gets- ... g-6774302/ :D

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Channel Hopper wrote:^^^ plane stoopid

Then there is this candidate.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/12/man-gets- ... g-6774302/ :D



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40589631



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good job he had a pen and paper

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Candidate chums on a moped

All three boys were taken to a south London hospital for treatment.

The moped was believed to have been involved in an attempted robbery and was being monitored by the National Police Air Service helicopter, said the Metropolitan Police.

A second 16-year-old suffered a serious injury to his leg and a 15-year-old sustained minor injuries.

All three were arrested at the scene and two large knives were recovered.


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Gets better , the police car was parked up :rofl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Gets better , the police car was parked up :rofl:

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"The incident has been referred to the Independent Police Complaints Commission. "


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"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

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:rofl: :rofl:

"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

:hyenas:


I hope the taxi is OK.

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:rofl: :rofl:

"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

:hyenas:


I hope the taxi is OK.



Suffering PTSD I believe

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Holy cow.

At 14 seconds, the car appears to move forward by a couple of inches, slippingoff the lift supports.

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Bloke in blue was lucky

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Mr Farrer said it happened during a break in Mr Biggadike's physiotherapy for him to use a commode.

A knee support on the hoist was removed and he fell as he was being assisted by two members of staff.

Mr Farrer said "Almost immediately he collapsed and fell on to the post which penetrated his rectum causing catastrophic internal injuries and he died."



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-39723936



Trust fined, but it turns out this happened twice before :eek:

Karen Brown, director of finance at the trust said: "We felt that it was important to defend this case, not least because of the history of two other similar incidents involving this piece of equipment which we had not been aware of at the time of Mr Biggadike's tragic death."


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