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Type o' thing eh cobber?

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Odd story

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43733758

Blaming the car manufacturer, but parents are nowhere to be seen for hours.

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crumbs wrote::howl:

At least he got his selfie! It’s worth being paralysed for. :D


A snap shot, as it were.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
crumbs wrote::howl:

At least he got his selfie! It’s worth being paralysed for. :D


A snap shot, as it were.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well he did tell his family and friends he was going away for a short break!

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Dodgy country - tick
Ongoing government protest on the street - tick
Armed police/security in full riot gear nearby - tick
Recent crime scene - tick
Not wearing a press badge - tick
Not wearing flak vest, helmet, tin foil underpants - tick

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Channel Hopper wrote:Dodgy country - tick
Ongoing government protest on the street - tick
Armed police/security in full riot gear nearby - tick
Recent crime scene - tick
Not wearing a press badge - tick
Not wearing flak vest, helmet, tin foil underpants - tick

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C1Lkf_1524364421


Gross Stupidity - tick

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Peeping Tom

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.4641842

Won't be doing that again.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Peeping Tom

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c ... -1.4641842

Won't be doing that again.


What a bizarre story. You're right he won't be doing that again. :)

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The helmet might have saved him

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Channel Hopper wrote:The helmet might have saved him


from the parked truck, but not from being crushed by the bus

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Channel Hopper wrote:The helmet might have saved him


from the parked truck, but not from being crushed by the bus


I was thinking more of the beating by his wife for nicking her hairdryer on a Friday evening.

Only complete asshats ride something other than Honda Cubs, Lambrettas or bathtub British machinery. Lesson learned.

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Channel Hopper wrote:The helmet might have saved him


from the parked truck, but not from being crushed by the bus


I was thinking more of the beating by his wife for nicking her hairdryer on a Friday evening.

Only complete asshats ride something other than Honda Cubs, Lambrettas or bathtub British machinery. Lesson learned.


Well he certainly won't do it again :rofl:

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If Hawking is correct, he might be doing it as I post this.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 32936.html

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Channel Hopper wrote:If Hawking is correct, he might be doing it as I post this.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 32936.html


an infinite number of times.

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Candidates, the whole family in one go.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/04/parents-l ... d-7521831/

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