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:D :D :D

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Odd story

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43733758

Blaming the car manufacturer, but parents are nowhere to be seen for hours.

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Was he trying to hump the seat?



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At least he got his selfie! It’s worth being paralysed for. :D



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At least he got his selfie! It’s worth being paralysed for. :D


A snap shot, as it were.

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Channel Hopper wrote:
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At least he got his selfie! It’s worth being paralysed for. :D


A snap shot, as it were.

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Well he did tell his family and friends he was going away for a short break!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

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