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Brilliant !!

>> This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
>> Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets

>> rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'

>> choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
>> Dear Mr. Thatcher,
>> I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and
>> I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or

>> Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa
>> dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach
>> in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary
>> Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how
>> crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe
>> and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
>> Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from
>> 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting
>> right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently
>> surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and
>> I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly
>> with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
>> As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen
>> quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers
>> monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the
>> bloating,
>> puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings,
>> crying, jags, and out-of-control behaviour. You surely realize it's a
>> tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought
>> the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman
>> Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken
>> chimps. Crazy!
>> The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
>> crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the
>> reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so
>> painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an
>> Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words:
>> 'Have a Happy Period.'
>> Are you fu* king kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny
>> middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing
>> happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned
>> above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless
>> you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything
>> 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and
>> Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to
>> the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end
>> your life in a blaze of glory.
>> For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a
>> moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say
>> something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular
>> Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
>> Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
>> immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my
>> maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your
>> Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending
>> bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep.
>> Always.
>> Best,
>> Wendi Aarons
>> Austin , TX

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Well done that woman :thumb: :clap: :clap: :rofl:

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as a bloke i love that dolls :rofl:
now if only my beard would stop growing after a certain age so i dont have to scrape sharp metal over my fizzog for the rest of my life :pp: :D

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