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It's not generally realised that Santa has to have his sledge checked out by the airworthiness authorities just before Christmas each year. After all, the skies are very crowded these days, and he does fly at night.
Yesterday, the inspector turned up. Santa had checked out the sledge, made sure the lights were working, and everything else was in order. The inspector walked around with his clipboard and finally said to Santa, "OK, everthing looks fine - let's go for a test flight."
Santa checked the reindeer, and said "OK, I'm ready fo the flight." Just at that moment, he noticed that the inspector had a shotgun in his hand. "What's with the shotgun?" asked Santa.
"You're going to lose an engine on take-off," replied the inspector.

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