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The teacher was very curious about how each of her students celebrated

Christmas Eve. "Tell me Patrick O'Brian, what do you do on Christmas Eve?"

she asked.

Patrick addressed the class. "Well, me and my twelve brothers

and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we

come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door

and hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and

wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys."

"Very nice Patrick. Now, Jimmy Brown, what do you do?"

"Well, me and my sister go to Church with Mama and Daddy and we

sing carols and we get home really late. We put cookies

and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings.

We hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our


Remembering there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave

him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now Josh

Cohen, what do you do on Christmas Eve?"

"Well, it's the same old thing every year. Dad comes home from

work. We all pile into the Rolls and drive to his toy

factory. When we get inside we look at all the empty shelves

and sing 'What a Friend We Have in Jesus.'

Then we go to the Bahamas."

H :jester:

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