A farmer who wants a divorce goes to see a lawyer.
"Oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"
Lawyer...Do you have grounds?
Farmer...Yes, I gots me 40 acres
Lawyer..No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?
Farmer...Yes, oi wears it to Church on Sundays.
Lawyer...No, I mean do you have a grudge?
Farmer...Yes, that's where oi park the tractor.
Lawyer...Does your wife beat you up?
Farmer..No, we both gets up at 5.30am.
Lawyer get annoyed & tries one last question...Is your wife a nagger?
Farmer..No, she's white, but the babbys a nagger, thats why I wants wan of them dayvorces
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