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The train was quite crowded, and a U.S. marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
' Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired..'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'



An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand..

You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.


And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.



H :jester:

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:hyenas: I like it H I like it ..... :D I can hear John Guilgood (sp) saying this :D




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annie27 wrote::hyenas: I like it H I like it ..... :D I can hear John Guilgood (sp) saying this :D



Oh yeah, absolutely. Whenever I read a Joke , I always read back again imagining someone famous delivering the joke, makes one hell of a difference. :thumb:

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride

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hurachai wrote:
annie27 wrote::hyenas: I like it H I like it ..... :D I can hear John Guilgood (sp) saying this :D



Oh yeah, absolutely. Whenever I read a Joke , I always read back again imagining someone famous delivering the joke, makes one hell of a difference. :thumb:


Good thought I was the only wierd one who did that :rofl: .....I always imagine the voice delivering the punchline ...mind you I am good at doing accents ...its the way I tell em :rofl:




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This one wouldn't tax you too much then

And now, it's goodnight from me...

...and it's goodnight from him.

Goodnight


From me too. Goodnight.

H

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride

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hurachai wrote:This one wouldn't tax you too much then

And now, it's goodnight from me...

...and it's goodnight from him.

Goodnight


From me too. Goodnight.

H


nite hun ! :squeeze: I love that you keep us laughing ...... :thumb: :D





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