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Now I've created this thread for people to have a laugh at. Please put in your most faverate jokes of the day for us all to share.

How many cheeses does it take to change a lightbulb

None because they cannot stand the heat.


What does the highways make you write when you've been naughty

They make you write lines..

What does the electric say to the wires when they get crosses...

Thats Shocking






Now I know they may be awful jokes but I'll visit various joke sites and issue them on here. If you know any better jokes please share it with the rest of Smeggys site.




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:bush: << What a boring day at the white house
:obama: << and now my 4 hour address to bore you stupid
:osama: << where am i who am i
:condi: << i love you obama
dinnerjacket: how much???
:thatcher: stop messing with my wig
:heath: looks so board and falls asleep
:blair: and now the buget for europe
:brown: i've messed everything up and my smile is scary
:cameron: please save me from this mess....I'm lonely
:ids: who are you again....
:darling: i need a short eye-brows and a smile.
:osborne: horrid weather....oh thats just smog...
:smith: eeeeeeeeeeeks its not halloween again
:blears: who????
:asshole: lolol
:archbishop: I praise to you my people
:popegrinch: grrrrrrrrrr
:cliff: god bless all
:cowell: your hired for a £1mil contract for 3 months....wheres my belt and my high trouses
:coat: gosh its freeeeeeeeeeeezing out there.

:Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69:




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pack247 wrote: dinnerjacket: how much???


:D

paint your wagons and burn your banker, coz the twisted circus is coming to town and there ain't no safety net under the high wire.

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Swing wrote:
pack247 wrote: dinnerjacket: how much???


:D


Hes sure got a supprising smile indeed. lol :breaking: :D




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pack247 wrote::bush: << What a boring day at the white house
:obama: << and now my 4 hour address to bore you stupid
:osama: << where am i who am i
:condi: << i love you obama
dinnerjacket: how much???
:thatcher: stop messing with my wig
:heath: looks so board and falls asleep
:blair: and now the buget for europe
:brown: i've messed everything up and my smile is scary
:cameron: please save me from this mess....I'm lonely
:ids: who are you again....
:darling: i need a short eye-brows and a smile.
:osborne: horrid weather....oh thats just smog...
:smith: eeeeeeeeeeeks its not halloween again
:blears: who????
:asshole: lolol
:archbishop: I praise to you my people
:popegrinch: grrrrrrrrrr
:cliff: god bless all
:cowell: your hired for a £1mil contract for 3 months....wheres my belt and my high trouses
:coat: gosh its freeeeeeeeeeeezing out there.

:Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69: :Cheers69:


:howl: :howl:

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whats the funnyiest thing that has happened to people last week

For me is getting my daytimes mixed up with my customers and even comfusing them too especually when time is concerned.
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:bush: << Wheres my friend the Blairs
:obama: << Heres a new years gift for you a fiscle cliff
dinnerjacket: Am hungry get me more food before i fall asleep
:osama: When can i wash my hat again
:condi: Can you install steps on that fiscle cliff please
:thatcher: Wheres the islands again
:heath: smusha smish uska iska
:blair: Obamas who are you again
:brown: zzzzz...oh where am....i...at..thzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


:cameron: Now to ruin this country
:ids: aaahmmmmm
:darling: wheres my eye brow cutters
:archbishop: at last i can relax

:bbc: BBC 2013

:duel: :dance1: :bearhug: :cocktail: :wine: :vodka: :glug: :snort: :yeahyeah: :guiness: :whistler: :outontown: :Cheers69: :mwave1: :mwave2: :grouphug :notworthy: :violin: :hichic: :shots: :whiteflag: :fire: :woof: :respect: :hijack: :bbq: :wotsit: :barney: :afro: :ghost: :gtr: :drumroll: :pirate1: :pirate2: :holysheep: :wassup: :dolls:




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New addition :)

:finger: :finger: :finger:

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smeggypants wrote:New addition :)

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now goes under earthos funny things thread

Any jokes or humor please share with us all.


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Why the change from pack247 to Eartho?

Blogging about my life in New York since 2017.

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chinchin wrote:Why the change from pack247 to Eartho?


Earthos ;)

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chinchin wrote:Why the change from pack247 to Earthos365?


please visit this thread for details why.

http://smeggys.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=23779&p=465533&sid=b82c8bc54467cb68c62e56a397409574&sid=253652b4b34afe16bf5635b50c2d2813#p465533


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