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Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:00 am

Now I've created this thread for people to have a laugh at. Please put in your most faverate jokes of the day for us all to share.

How many cheeses does it take to change a lightbulb

None because they cannot stand the heat.

What does the highways make you write when you've been naughty

They make you write lines..

What does the electric say to the wires when they get crosses...

Thats Shocking

Now I know they may be awful jokes but I'll visit various joke sites and issue them on here. If you know any better jokes please share it with the rest of Smeggys site.

Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:57 am

<< What a boring day at the white house
:obama:

<< and now my 4 hour address to bore you stupid
:osama:

<< where am i who am i
:condi:

<< i love you obama
dinnerjacket:

how much???
:thatcher:

stop messing with my wig
:heath:

looks so board and falls asleep
:blair:

and now the buget for europe
:brown:

i've messed everything up and my smile is scary
:cameron:

please save me from this mess....I'm lonely
:ids:

who are you again....
:darling:

i need a short eye-brows and a smile.
:osborne:

horrid weather....oh thats just smog...
:smith:

eeeeeeeeeeeks its not halloween again
:blears:

who????

lolol

I praise to you my people
:popegrinch:

grrrrrrrrrr
:cliff:

god bless all
:cowell:

your hired for a £1mil contract for 3 months....wheres my belt and my high trouses
:coat:

gosh its freeeeeeeeeeeezing out there.

:Cheers69:

Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:10 am

pack247 wrote: how much???

Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:22 am

Swing wrote:
pack247 wrote: how much???

Hes sure got a supprising smile indeed. lol :breaking:

Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:19 pm

Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:25 am

pack247 wrote::bush: << What a boring day at the white house
<< and now my 4 hour address to bore you stupid
<< where am i who am i
<< i love you obama
how much???
stop messing with my wig
looks so board and falls asleep
and now the buget for europe
i've messed everything up and my smile is scary
please save me from this mess....I'm lonely
who are you again....
i need a short eye-brows and a smile.
horrid weather....oh thats just smog...
eeeeeeeeeeeks its not halloween again
who????
lolol
I praise to you my people
grrrrrrrrrr
god bless all
your hired for a £1mil contract for 3 months....wheres my belt and my high trouses
gosh its freeeeeeeeeeeezing out there.

Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:52 pm

whats the funnyiest thing that has happened to people last week

For me is getting my daytimes mixed up with my customers and even comfusing them too especually when time is concerned.
:stomp: