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Who says that this isn't a great country??



This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said,

"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my
dogs

are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no
frigging

clue who their dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with

housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what
it takes

to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks on Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!

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THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE.
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LOOK AFTER OUR OWN FIRST

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:rofl:

Trying is the first step towards failure...Homer Simpson
"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
do whaaaaaa ? :tizzles:

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