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Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham ,

The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-
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"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"

"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.

The teacher repeated the call.

A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.

It's pronounced Alison Allen.

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Heh....
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.

It's pronounced Alison Allen.


And the teacher replied...

Uym sorry Babb.. Didnt see yow thure!

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Heh....
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.

It's pronounced Alison Allen.


And the teacher replied...

Uym sorry Babb.. Didnt see yow thure!


That is Nuneaton & Bedworth talk, Squizz. :dog:

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Major Starbold wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Heh....
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.

It's pronounced Alison Allen.


And the teacher replied...

Uym sorry Babb.. Didnt see yow thure!


That is Nuneaton & Bedworth talk, Squizz. :dog:

having lived in brum for a while major :( i disagree coopcayke :)

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Tiz the word, Babb, I have not heard Brummiz say it Wotz.

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Major Starbold wrote:Tiz the word, Babb, I have not heard Brummiz say it Wotz.

I heard it loads of times in my time in brum major . i HATED being called by the bloody word :stomp: :stomp:

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wotsit2 wrote:
Major Starbold wrote:
Mr Squirrel wrote:Heh....
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.

It's pronounced Alison Allen.


And the teacher replied...

Uym sorry Babb.. Didnt see yow thure!


That is Nuneaton & Bedworth talk, Squizz. :dog:

having lived in brum for a while major :( i disagree coopcayke :)


Having worked in Brum for many years... i also disagree.

I cant say where the term originated but it certainly gets used in Brum alot.

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Ok BabbZ

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