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There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?"
All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you
loved him?"
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.
The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text:
"I love you, sweetheart."
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text
messages.
Here are some of the replies:



1. Who is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

3. I love you too.

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

7. ?!!???

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will
die.

11. I thought we agreed we would not to drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she??

THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE.
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"Ahhhhhh bollox.... whats the point "... Me :D
I would like to thank the MOD for all of their support over the years ...thanks for fuck all :fingers:
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