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Hot and Cold Sex: After an examination, the doctor said to his
elderly patient:

'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns
you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex,
I'm usually cold and chilly . . . and then, after I have sex with
her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his elderly wife later he said,

'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns
that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor
then said to her:

'Well, your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that
he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first
time…and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have
any idea why?'

"Oh, that crazy old bastard!!!'' she replied. ‘That's because
the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in
August.

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