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10 best Edinburgh jokes

1: Darren Walsh “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans-free.”

2: Stewart Francis “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... but enough about Kanye West.”

3: Adam Hess “Surely every car is a people carrier?”

4: Masai Graham “What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.”

5: Dave Green “If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go.”

6: Mark Nelson “Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.”

7: Tom Parry “Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day.”

=8: Alun Cochrane “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”

=8: Simon Munnery “Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.”

10: Grace The Child “They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for...”

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#1 #2

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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grimtales1 wrote:#1 #2

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I forgot to add a ;) to my first post I think.

#1 is a poor Xmas cracker joke
#2 don't really know who they are, so cannot comment

Can't say I laughed very much at any of them though - well didn't even smile at any if truth be told, same as best Festival jokes of 2014, 2013, 2012 . . . . . . .

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Not exactly hilarious, although #4 raised a small and I mean small chuckle.

I suppose the list should more accurately be called the best 'one liners' at the Edinburgh festival. Anyway, I don't think I'll be going anytime soon based on them.



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I laughed on the inside.

Being stand up / performance comedy, it'll all be in the delivery :D

Has anyone been to the Edinburgh Festival ? I went years ago and loved it, but by God it's a dear do.

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