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crumbs wrote:It looks like there was some karma involved in this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... un-M4.html


I only said she was a 'woman', but karma nevertheless.

Get the popcorn in, this will run (in the same way as Tony Martin divided those that protect their own from those that believe possession is 9/10ths).

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Dolls wrote:Darwin awards in the making these pics.. :eek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trave ... -EVER.html


great pics, but I feel queasy looking at them :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Stupid cunts. You've only got to slip and make a bad launch and you're straight down on those sharp rocks and it's lights out

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Yet another one: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

Tourist posing for photo with cobra gets bitten and 'dies an hour later'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398096/Tourist-posing-photo-cobra-gets-bitten-dies.html

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Dolls wrote:Darwin awards in the making these pics.. :eek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trave ... -EVER.html


great pics, but I feel queasy looking at them :eek: :eek: :eek:


Me too. Can't stand heights.



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:doh: :doh: :rofl:



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Man dubbed the Burning Twat

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://todaymagazine.pw/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-an-alligator/

Florida: Zoo employee killed while attempting to rape an alligator

According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.

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Did the alligator enjoy it though? :D


The one who ate him did :D :D :D

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Malachi Hemphill of Forest Park, Georgia, was found by his mother Shaniqua Stephens and her daughter after they heard a loud bang from his bedroom.


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Was he firing at his one brain cell?


I don't believe one was created when the parents shared bodily fluids.

Note they are blaming the phone app for his demise.

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WTF... A while ago it was the 'strangling thing' Something is very wrong with some youngens :shrug:

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Stupid twats.

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Mr Farrer said it happened during a break in Mr Biggadike's physiotherapy for him to use a commode.

A knee support on the hoist was removed and he fell as he was being assisted by two members of staff.

Mr Farrer said "Almost immediately he collapsed and fell on to the post which penetrated his rectum causing catastrophic internal injuries and he died."



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OUCH!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Scottish tourist has died after being hit by a car while reportedly taking a selfie in the middle of a German motorway.

The 22-year-old, who has been named as Dean Steele from Uddingston, South Lanarkshire, was struck by an Audi A6 on the autobahn while taking photos with his friends in Gudow in Lauenburg, around 30 miles outside Hamburg.



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