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Dolls wrote::rofl: :rofl: oi!



Great likeness though Dolls eh? :) :dog: :dog:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Fuel sniffing, leaded kerosine. :shrug:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39918177


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Fucking twats!!!

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A man who shot himself in the foot while intending to kill himself has been jailed for possessing illegal weapons.

After the gun went off, Hughes was heard screaming and was seen outside his house with a bleeding foot.

He admitted possessing a shotgun and a stun gun, cannabis and cocaine.



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A Putnam County man was trying to kiss a rattlesnake when it bit him on the tongue, neighbors told Action News Jax.

Ron Reinold was flown to the hospital by helicopter in critical condition after he was bit by the rattlesnake on Tuesday


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Awwwwww...first kiss with his true love: a rattlesnake. :D :D :D

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crumbs wrote:Awwwwww...first kiss with his true love: a rattlesnake. :D :D :D


Do you kiss the snake Crumbs ?

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Always, but not yours. Eva! :D

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Brandy, ecstasy, anxiety meds and then a then a 30ft jump out of a window:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stasy.html

Welcome to Britains's young generation.

The young are supposed to be the generation who will look after us when we get old. Mark my word, the older generation will be looking after today's young until we die as they are so fucked up mentally.

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A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.


“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”


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Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”
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Did anyone ask the crocodiles if he tasted like chicken?

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Who 'nose'?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -NOSE.html

A man high on the drug 'Black Mamba' cut off his nose with a kitchen knife and mutilated other parts of his body.

Police were called to an address in Birmingham where they found a screaming man with blood pouring from his face after taking 'Black Mamba', the synthetic cannabis that leaves users in a 'zombie-like state'.

Inside the property, police battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man who was experiencing an 'extreme psychotic episode' while trying to stem the blood loss.

News of the horrifying incident, which happened in October last year, has emerged after the West Midlands Police officers who saved the man's life have been honoured.

PC Thomas Walker and a colleague were first on the scene and battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man while trying to stem the blood loss.


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crumbs wrote:Who 'nose'?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -NOSE.html

A man high on the drug 'Black Mamba' cut off his nose with a kitchen knife and mutilated other parts of his body.

Police were called to an address in Birmingham where they found a screaming man with blood pouring from his face after taking 'Black Mamba', the synthetic cannabis that leaves users in a 'zombie-like state'.

Inside the property, police battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man who was experiencing an 'extreme psychotic episode' while trying to stem the blood loss.

News of the horrifying incident, which happened in October last year, has emerged after the West Midlands Police officers who saved the man's life have been honoured.

PC Thomas Walker and a colleague were first on the scene and battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man while trying to stem the blood loss.


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Karma, 'innit?

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