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First time I watched it I thought he was just going to take off. Then he crashed and I pissed myself :howl: :howl: :howl:

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We're getting more and more Darwins everyday it seems :rofl:

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Un-fucking-believable. How he managed to get up that far without falling off is incredible :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Who dares wins kills themselves.

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First car got a bump. 2nd car was full of utter morons

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I thought it was the same car taken from two cameras


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Whoops!!!

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Dolls wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40904076/car-plunges-seven-storeys-off-us-parking-garage


Fuck me the driver on the ground was lucky. just about to reverse into the path of the falling car.

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Darwin Travel Agents. Package Holidays available, return fare optional :D :D

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Sleeping on a ledge? FFS.. good grief. There are pissups and pissups, that is one stupid pissup.

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Dolls wrote:Sleeping on a ledge? FFS.. good grief. There are pissups and pissups, that is one stupid pissup.


Un-Fucking-Believable. I bet he climbed onto it and passed out

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Oh dear god! Cunt ..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... e-10998120

He should have fucking died.stupid bastard.

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Dolls wrote:Oh dear god! Cunt ..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... e-10998120

He should have fucking died.stupid bastard.


Utter fucking morons!!!!!

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The hospital took his hand off but they article says it was severed during his time in the enclosure.

I'd suggest it was bearly a scratch.

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Channel Hopper wrote:The hospital took his hand off but they article says it was severed during his time in the enclosure.

I'd suggest it was bearly a scratch.


Just a flesh wound

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