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A steaming session involving a magic man, a large wok and a fire. What could possibly go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... h-WOK.html

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Horrible Histories has a slot for idiots like this.

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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/15633501.Man_who_died_on_the_A338_was_lying_in_the_road_when_a_car_hit_him/?ref=mr&lp=4


"was lying in the road"

As you do.

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Whoops :doh: :doh:

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A few weeks later, in another tragic incident just an hour's drive from the temple, three teenagers were run over by a train while trying to take a selfie.

"There were body parts strewn about everywhere. Some people said they were lying down [on the tracks] to take a selfie and that's why they didn't see the train approaching.


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Smoking is bad for you, kids - especially while using an oxygen tank:

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A terminally-ill cancer patient who was a lifelong smoker died when she 'blew herself up' by lighting a cigarette while using an oxygen tank, an inquest heard.

Sharon Reid, 62, was receiving treatment for her terminal lung cancer at St Margaret's Hospice in Yeovil when the tragedy occurred on September 17 last year.

The medical officer at the hospice recalled how 'her body had been thrown backwards in the chair' and was 'badly charred'.


I shouldn't laugh but...

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that is both not funny and funny at the same time. :D

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smeggypants wrote:that is both not funny and funny at the same time. :D


Bromfield, who had been working as a healthcare assistant at the hospice, remembered wheeling Miss Reid into the room in a wheelchair.
She told the hearing she had no knowledge of the risk of smoking and naked flame around oxygen.
'It didn't even cross my mind that it was an issue,' she said.


Relatives might be onto a compo claim, but this is obviously why it's not in the gutter press. :chin: :chin:

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