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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/15633501.Man_who_died_on_the_A338_was_lying_in_the_road_when_a_car_hit_him/?ref=mr&lp=4


"was lying in the road"

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Whoops :doh: :doh:

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A few weeks later, in another tragic incident just an hour's drive from the temple, three teenagers were run over by a train while trying to take a selfie.

"There were body parts strewn about everywhere. Some people said they were lying down [on the tracks] to take a selfie and that's why they didn't see the train approaching.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-41966981

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that is both not funny and funny at the same time. :D

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smeggypants wrote:that is both not funny and funny at the same time. :D


Bromfield, who had been working as a healthcare assistant at the hospice, remembered wheeling Miss Reid into the room in a wheelchair.
She told the hearing she had no knowledge of the risk of smoking and naked flame around oxygen.
'It didn't even cross my mind that it was an issue,' she said.


Relatives might be onto a compo claim, but this is obviously why it's not in the gutter press. :chin: :chin:

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I bet there is some claim by the hospice on the employment on a 'diverse' equality basis , pandering to all those that consider taking up work with them based on their religion, snow flaking, ethnicity, cross dressing, blacking up, falsifying CVs , corpse raping, or simply your average deviant that wants to hang around the near dead. Yet they missed the fact some people just don't have two brain cells to rub together.

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crumbs wrote:Soon-to-be Darwin Awards candidate:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -town.html


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Sounds like the sort of thing Ronnie Pickering would do!!

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Kicking off in Bournemouth, chav can’t handle the booze.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42084806

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Channel Hopper wrote:Kicking off in Bournemouth, chav can’t handle the booze.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42084806


Looks like he already had a brain injury.

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