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A steaming session involving a magic man, a large wok and a fire. What could possibly go wrong?

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Horrible Histories has a slot for idiots like this.

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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/15633501.Man_who_died_on_the_A338_was_lying_in_the_road_when_a_car_hit_him/?ref=mr&lp=4


"was lying in the road"

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Whoops :doh: :doh:

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A few weeks later, in another tragic incident just an hour's drive from the temple, three teenagers were run over by a train while trying to take a selfie.

"There were body parts strewn about everywhere. Some people said they were lying down [on the tracks] to take a selfie and that's why they didn't see the train approaching.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-41966981

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