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Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.


7 people in the car!! FFS!!! nutjobs

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Arseholes.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.


I hope all those that died or were injured were the joyriders and not innocent members of the public.


Let's hope so

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Dolls wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/person-dies-after-climbing-top-11624562


Reminds me of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF0R2i-Hsuo

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His younger brother Kian said: "My brother was one of the most responsible people I ever knew...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-42301045

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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... death.html

This is the moment an internet star known as 'China's first rooftopper' fell to his death from the top of a 62-storey skyscraper.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan International Centre in Changsha, the capital of Huan Province, when he lost his grip and fell.

Harrowing footage captured the moment he let go, plunging 45ft on to a terrace below where his body was later found by a window cleaner.


Darwinism in action, right there.


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him

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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him


The positive slant is he didn't fall on anyone.

Anothe of the twat's stunts.
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I'm not clicking on that Dolls.

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Ok have clicked. There’s also a link in there on the type of people that use buttplugs. :shrug:

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Suprised it didn't end up coming out of his mouth!!!

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Channel Hopper wrote:Ok have clicked. There’s also a link in there on the type of people that use buttplugs. :shrug:


Was crumbs name mention? :howl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Ok have clicked. There’s also a link in there on the type of people that use buttplugs. :shrug:


Was crumbs name mention? :howl:


He was presenting it

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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... death.html

This is the moment an internet star known as 'China's first rooftopper' fell to his death from the top of a 62-storey skyscraper.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan International Centre in Changsha, the capital of Huan Province, when he lost his grip and fell.

Harrowing footage captured the moment he let go, plunging 45ft on to a terrace below where his body was later found by a window cleaner.


Darwinism in action, right there.


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him


Family of twat trying for compo. :roll:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-42335014

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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... death.html

This is the moment an internet star known as 'China's first rooftopper' fell to his death from the top of a 62-storey skyscraper.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan International Centre in Changsha, the capital of Huan Province, when he lost his grip and fell.

Harrowing footage captured the moment he let go, plunging 45ft on to a terrace below where his body was later found by a window cleaner.


Darwinism in action, right there.


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him


Family of twat trying for compo. :roll:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-42335014


Wu Yongning: Who is to blame for a daredevil's death?

Himself

Can't see anything about compensation being claimed, but plenty of nonsense about viewers being responsible. As the article says. No one forced him. His own fault. End of. A twat.

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Stupid kid,fancy having a pet Cobra!serves him right..
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Real snake, virtual friends.

Twat.

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Fucking moron!

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