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I bet there is some claim by the hospice on the employment on a 'diverse' equality basis , pandering to all those that consider taking up work with them based on their religion, snow flaking, ethnicity, cross dressing, blacking up, falsifying CVs , corpse raping, or simply your average deviant that wants to hang around the near dead. Yet they missed the fact some people just don't have two brain cells to rub together.

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In my previous company we could sign up to one of several 'diversity' groups. crumbs signed up for half a dozen and had so much fun.

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crumbs wrote:Soon-to-be Darwin Awards candidate:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -town.html


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Sounds like the sort of thing Ronnie Pickering would do!!

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Kicking off in Bournemouth, chav can’t handle the booze.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42084806

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Channel Hopper wrote:Kicking off in Bournemouth, chav can’t handle the booze.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42084806


Looks like he already had a brain injury.

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Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.


7 people in the car!! FFS!!! nutjobs

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Arseholes.

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Channel Hopper wrote:Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.


I hope all those that died or were injured were the joyriders and not innocent members of the public.



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Channel Hopper wrote:Poor tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -tree.html

Expect a shrine or three to be nailed to it next week.


I hope all those that died or were injured were the joyriders and not innocent members of the public.


Let's hope so

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Dolls wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/person-dies-after-climbing-top-11624562


Reminds me of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF0R2i-Hsuo

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His younger brother Kian said: "My brother was one of the most responsible people I ever knew...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-42301045

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Channel Hopper wrote:His younger brother Kian said: "My brother was one of the most responsible people I ever knew...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-42301045


Nature at work.



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Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... death.html

This is the moment an internet star known as 'China's first rooftopper' fell to his death from the top of a 62-storey skyscraper.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan International Centre in Changsha, the capital of Huan Province, when he lost his grip and fell.

Harrowing footage captured the moment he let go, plunging 45ft on to a terrace below where his body was later found by a window cleaner.


Darwinism in action, right there.



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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... death.html

This is the moment an internet star known as 'China's first rooftopper' fell to his death from the top of a 62-storey skyscraper.

Wu Yongning, 26, was doing pull-ups at the top of the Huayuan International Centre in Changsha, the capital of Huan Province, when he lost his grip and fell.

Harrowing footage captured the moment he let go, plunging 45ft on to a terrace below where his body was later found by a window cleaner.


Darwinism in action, right there.


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him

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crumbs wrote:Doing pull-ups at the top of a skyscraper. What could possible go wrong?


I can't watch things like that without feeling queasy.

Twat was only headed for an early death. That'll teach him


The positive slant is he didn't fall on anyone.

Anothe of the twat's stunts.
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