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Great News!

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Left his head cos there was fuck all in it :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Splendid news.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Is there a video of the dinner on soshal meedya ?

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Another Darwin award. Left the engine running in a locked garage to keep warm while shagging :doh: :doh: :doh:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/couple-died-car-sex-turning-engine-keep-warm-7324101/amp/

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smeggypants wrote:Another Darwin award. Left the engine running in a locked garage to keep warm while shagging :doh: :doh: :doh:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/couple-died-car-sex-turning-engine-keep-warm-7324101/amp/



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Channel Hopper wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499383/Phone-obsessed-tourist-falls-death-sitting-fence.html


he won't do that again. :)

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:maddy: Image


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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5847744/bodybuilder-kiril-tereshin-synthol-fears-dying/


Looking like a moron can kill you. What a moron. :doh: :doh:

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crumbs wrote:How is he a bodybuilder? He’s got fake arms and the rest of his body is that of a weakling. Plus, he looks retarded.


he not only looks retarded .....

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Lion took revenge after being caged up for all those years.

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Ouch!

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