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Channel Hopper wrote:A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned. :roll:

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Someone buy him the 26th drink. :D



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If you have a neighbour by the name Guido...

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We need a Karma thread but this'll do for this story. Bastard poacher is killed and eaten by the very lions that he was trying to kill.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... frica.html

A big cat poacher has been killed and eaten by the pride of lions he was hunting at a private game reserve in South Africa.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.


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Left his head cos there was fuck all in it :rofl:

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Splendid news.

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Is there a video of the dinner on soshal meedya ?

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Another Darwin award. Left the engine running in a locked garage to keep warm while shagging :doh: :doh: :doh:

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smeggypants wrote:Another Darwin award. Left the engine running in a locked garage to keep warm while shagging :doh: :doh: :doh:

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