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Channel Hopper wrote:The helmet might have saved him


from the parked truck, but not from being crushed by the bus


I was thinking more of the beating by his wife for nicking her hairdryer on a Friday evening.

Only complete asshats ride something other than Honda Cubs, Lambrettas or bathtub British machinery. Lesson learned.


Well he certainly won't do it again :rofl:

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If Hawking is correct, he might be doing it as I post this.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 32936.html

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Channel Hopper wrote:If Hawking is correct, he might be doing it as I post this.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/scie ... 32936.html


an infinite number of times.

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Candidates, the whole family in one go.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/04/parents-l ... d-7521831/

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Channel Hopper wrote:Lion doing what it does best.

http://metro.co.uk/video/video-terrifyi ... n-1680292/


This story was being discussed on the radio a couple of days ago. Apparently, one of the keepers who usually fed the lion turned up at the same time to feed the lion, so the lion thought it was dinner time. :D



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Channel Hopper wrote:Candidates, the whole family in one go.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/04/parents-l ... d-7521831/



Un-fucking-believable!!!

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Channel Hopper wrote:Lion doing what it does best.

http://metro.co.uk/video/video-terrifyi ... n-1680292/


This story was being discussed on the radio a couple of days ago. Apparently, one of the keepers who usually fed the lion turned up at the same time to feed the lion, so the lion thought it was dinner time. :D


Dinner time or not, walks into lion enclosure, Twat's own fault

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Lion is entitled to dinner. :thumb:

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When I was 12 I was playing cricket. Kids these days prefer sniffing aerosols. What could possibly go wrong? :D

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crumbs wrote:When I was 12 I was playing cricket. Kids these days prefer sniffing aerosols. What could possibly go wrong? :D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -died.html



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crumbs wrote:When I was 12 I was playing cricket. Kids these days prefer sniffing aerosols. What could possibly go wrong? :D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -died.html



Crumbs continues to bat for the other side :D



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Won't do that again.


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Probably thought he had the right of way over the train :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Won't do that again.



There's a warning on that video that some snowflakes may find the content disturbing. It was as funny as fuck and rather satisfying. :D :D :D



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There's a warning on that video that some snowflakes may find the content disturbing. It was as funny as fuck and rather satisfying. :D :D :D



You can't really see anything. They should have had a Go-Pro attached to the front of the train.

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There's a warning on that video that some snowflakes may find the content disturbing. It was as funny as fuck and rather satisfying. :D :D :D



You can't really see anything. They should have had a Go-Pro attached to the front of the train.


You can imagine, then you can read that the family of the 'victim' have launched an attempt to sue the railway.

It's like that tiger that got hit by a shoe in a zoo, or possibly those blaming plod for the loss of siblings by another chutney ferret, based not on their lifestyle choice, but the 'no win no fee compo' possibility that they might be considered equal human beings.

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There's a warning on that video that some snowflakes may find the content disturbing. It was as funny as fuck and rather satisfying. :D :D :D



You can't really see anything. They should have had a Go-Pro attached to the front of the train.


You can imagine, then you can read that the family of the 'victim' have launched an attempt to sue the railway.

It's like that tiger that got hit by a shoe in a zoo, or possibly those blaming plod for the loss of siblings by another chutney ferret, based not on their lifestyle choice, but the 'no win no fee compo' possibility that they might be considered equal human beings.


What are they sueing the railway for? Having the temerity to build a line in the path of the majestic cyclist? :breaking: :D

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smeggypants wrote:It's like that tiger that got hit by a shoe in a zoo, or possibly those blaming plod for the loss of siblings by another chutney ferret, based not on their lifestyle choice, but the 'no win no fee compo' possibility that they might be considered equal human beings.


What are they sueing the railway for? Having the temerity to build a line in the path of the majestic cyclist? :breaking: :D[/quote]

It's the Darwin thread, if they're not wiped out before puberty the stupid gene gets unleashed on the world.

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Father-of-two Sean Phillips, 40, was seen to suddenly lose balance on his mountain bike before plunging into the water in March 2013.
Lawyers acting for his wife and children claim there should have been "edge protection" on the harbour wall.
The council denies any fault.
An inquest in 2014 heard that the wheel on his bike may have become trapped in rails in front of the M Shed museum on Prince's Wharf.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-43125839

Perhaps it's catching :eek:

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He won't be doing that again.

"I mean really, what a ridiculous, almost hilarious, way to pass on. He'd have thought so.

"Going down a whirlpool?


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