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Footie fans never fail to deliver

According to Craig Harman, general manager for London Ambulance Service, one person was taken to hospital after falling from a lamppost.

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A few candidates on the way

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44805697

Pilot error, racing, bird strikes, alcohol, general stupidity, more cash than intelligence etc.

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Channel Hopper wrote:A few candidates on the way

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44805697

Pilot error, racing, bird strikes, alcohol, general stupidity, more cash than intelligence etc.


It is not designed to be driven on roads.

No shit. it hasn't got any wheels.

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Channel Hopper wrote:A few candidates on the way

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44805697

Pilot error, racing, bird strikes, alcohol, general stupidity, more cash than intelligence etc.


It is not designed to be driven on roads.

No shit. it hasn't got any wheels.

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You just know someone will bolt it to a shopping trolley. :hyenas:

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Blame the architecture, a sure sign of a compo claim on its way.

A mother of one of the teenagers on holiday with Mr Channon, who did not want to be named, said: "We went to where Thomas fell and the wall is way too low. It's about knee height

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Channel Hopper wrote:Blame the architecture, a sure sign of a compo claim on its way.

A mother of one of the teenagers on holiday with Mr Channon, who did not want to be named, said: "We went to where Thomas fell and the wall is way too low. It's about knee height

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"When you look at it there are loads of trees and bushes beyond the wall which gives the impression there's a garden, but there's actually a 70ft drop.


Myself and some mates did something similar back in the late 70s. Fairly low wall. about 12 foot the other side. I Cracked a rib. hurt like fuck for weeks :D :D

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6788208/factory-worker-killed-after-colleague-shoved-a-compressed-air-hose-up-his-bum-and-turned-it-on-ripping-his-insides-to-shreds/



What a fucking twat!

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6788208/factory-worker-killed-after-colleague-shoved-a-compressed-air-hose-up-his-bum-and-turned-it-on-ripping-his-insides-to-shreds/


Bizarrely, this sort of prank is not uncommon in Japan, a country famous for its lack of gun-related crime and deaths.

Two men working at a waste disposal plant in Tokyo killed their colleague in the same way on December 16.

And on New Year's Day, a 28-year-old student died after his friend inserted an air-duster gun into his buttocks.


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Seems anal inflation is the big thing in japan.

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Arsehole addictions. :eek:

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I always thought Japan was into porn stars dressed as schoolgirls with pixellated hairy pubes :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:I always thought Japan was into porn stars dressed as schoolgirls with pixellated hairy pubes :rofl: :rofl:


Its not a look exclusive to porn though. The Schoolgirl look is quite common among Japanese girls and this can bee seen quite regularly at british tourist locations. (minus the pixellated pubes)

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smeggypants wrote:I always thought Japan was into porn stars dressed as schoolgirls with pixellated hairy pubes :rofl: :rofl:


Its not a look exclusive to porn though. The Schoolgirl look is quite common among Japanese girls and this can bee seen quite regularly at british tourist locations. (minus the pixellated pubes)



They're not pixellated? I always thought that was genetic! :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:I always thought Japan was into porn stars dressed as schoolgirls with pixellated hairy pubes :rofl: :rofl:


Its not a look exclusive to porn though. The Schoolgirl look is quite common among Japanese girls and this can bee seen quite regularly at british tourist locations. (minus the pixellated pubes)



The sailor suit is the quitessential schoolgirl uniform of Japan, so anything remotely associated with youth and femininity is going to encompass part of the attire, minus the pixelated pubes.

Mind you, there is a chance you get a couple in those used knicker vending machines.

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That is the claim.

Worn by what should be the question people should be asking.

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