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So hevwas known to sleep on top of bins. FFS.

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Dolls wrote:So hevwas known to sleep on top of bins. FFS.



and inside them

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Dolls wrote:So hevwas known to sleep on top of bins. FFS.



and inside them


And lately, under them.

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Dolls wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-tourist-seriously-hurt-magaluf-13025356


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Three Brits have died after plunges from the same building - a private apartment block called Eden Roc - which was ordered to make urgent changes to improve safety.

It's helping the gene pool

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I was waiting for footage to appear.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... iends.html

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Channel Hopper wrote:I was waiting for footage to appear.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... iends.html

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Fuck me, that was FAST!! Stupid cunts!!! Lucky some poor innocents weren't hit by them as they would died too

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The local residents are asking if the tree is OK. :thumb:

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Channel Hopper wrote:The local residents are asking if the tree is OK. :thumb:


Poor trees. You just never know when you're goign to get injured by some morons

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6955000/moment-foolish-girl-10-dances-alongside-moving-car-to-drake-song-in-dangerous-social-media-craze-kiki-challenge-sweeping-nation/


What gets me about this more than anything is the herd effect. Like that stupid ice bucket challenge a couple of yeas ago, or teenage morons eating detergant pods.

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Your right Smeggy..silly bastards..oh here is another one.


https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/w ... 04901.html

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Dolls wrote:Your right Smeggy..silly bastards..oh here is another one.


https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/w ... 04901.html



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They lay in the wooden coffins believing the ‘death experience’ would help rid them of misfortune


It relieved them of everything else too :dog: :dog:

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Dolls wrote:Your right Smeggy..silly bastards..oh here is another one.


https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/w ... 04901.html



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They lay in the wooden coffins believing the ‘death experience’ would help rid them of misfortune


It relieved them of everything else too :dog: :dog:



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Dolls wrote:Your right Smeggy..silly bastards..oh here is another one.


https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/w ... 04901.html



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They lay in the wooden coffins believing the ‘death experience’ would help rid them of misfortune


It relieved them of everything else too :dog: :dog:



Yes life. :rofl:


I'm still stunned someone is so stupid to think they can survive being inside an airtight enclosure :rofl: :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6955000/moment-foolish-girl-10-dances-alongside-moving-car-to-drake-song-in-dangerous-social-media-craze-kiki-challenge-sweeping-nation/


That twat getting hit by the Volvo halfway down the page made my day. :thumb:

There are some amusing fakes doing the rounds as well.


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Borrowing a plane from your employee.



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smeggypants wrote:Another bellend bites the dust


"Initial evidence provided by witnesses to RATP, and which will have to be clarified in the investigation, indicate the victim was between two train coaches for an unknown reason."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01 ... witnesses/



BBC gives bellend partner of bellend another 15 minutes of fame. :roll:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/ ... 7a7ba2173e

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