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He wont' do that again!

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snort ---- Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh ---- Splat

He won't be doing that again

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/23/bodybuilder-fell-to-his-death-on-snowdon-after-taking-cocaine-8172145/

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Genetics at work.

Her mother Linda, 52, said the family had a history of pulmonary embolisms but said her daughter believed the op was safe.

'my nan died of a pulmonary embolism when she was 55. My other daughter has a history of them as well.
And I know for a fact Louise had no blood thinners'.



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She told The Sun: 'I want justice for my daughter. :shrug:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Genetics at work.

Her mother Linda, 52, said the family had a history of pulmonary embolisms but said her daughter believed the op was safe.

'my nan died of a pulmonary embolism when she was 55. My other daughter has a history of them as well.
And I know for a fact Louise had no blood thinners'.



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She told The Sun: 'I want justice for my daughter. :shrug:


She won't be doing that again!

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Always tie your shoelaces.

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A drunk 17-year-old student may have tripped over her shoelaces causing her to fall into the path of a Tesco lorry as she left bonfire celebrations, an inquest heard.

Madeline Burgess was two-and-a-half times over the drink drive limit after drinking vodka at a party.

She had visited bonfire celebrations with friends but had left alone on foot when she became upset about jokes. On her way home she was run over by the heavy goods vehicle on the A22 in East Sussex on November 11 last year.

Lorry driver Mark Gonall, from Ashford in Kent, said there was 'nothing he could do' to avoid the crash as he tried to swerve when spotting an 'object' in the road in front of him.



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Never lean out of train windows:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-46420317

A woman killed on a train may have been leaning out of a window when she suffered a blow to the head, police said.

She died after sustaining serious head injuries on a Bristol Temple Meads-bound service, between Bath and Keynsham.

Police said the woman's death, at about 22:10 GMT on Saturday, was not being treated as suspicious.

The Rail Accident Investigation Branch has been informed.

A British Transport Police statement said: "We were called at around 10.10pm following a report a woman had received serious head injuries while travelling on a train between Bath and Keynsham."

It continued: "Initial inquiries suggest the woman may have been leaning out of a window when she suffered a blow to the head.



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Combine the two. Snort coke and lean out of train windows

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