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Candidate all at sea.


A man who drifted a mile out to sea in a toy dinghy he barely fitted into has been rescued.
The alarm was raised at 19:30 BST on Monday after he was spotted near a wind farm off the coast of Redcar.

Dave Cocks, from Redcar RNLI, said the man was dressed only in a hoodie and shorts
"This is a good example of the types of twat we repeatedly warn people about," Mr Cocks said.


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Surely bit old for washing machines :rofl:

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Dolls wrote:Surely bit old for washing machines :rofl:

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7year olds and vaseline!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D


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Dolls wrote:Surely bit old for washing machines :rofl:

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7year olds and vaseline!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D


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smeggypants wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

adn here's another one http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40820468


A man who died after a police chase in London had a package in his throat containing "a mixture of paracetamol and caffeine", investigators have said.


Do, not just a drug dealer, a cheating one as well

I see Abbott has got an industrial strength soapbox (same supplier as Feltz' ?)

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Anything less would be crushed

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Darwin award winners of the week. Fucknig morons!!!!

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Ibiza
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British tourist
Skylight

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Channel Hopper wrote:Ibiza
4 in the morning
British tourist
Skylight

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40844445



You live by the sword party, ...

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