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Channel Hopper wrote:Dresden, of all places :D

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migrant worker fucks up diy breast job.

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When you gotta go....


Police say he ran through two sets of security guards before running into the fire



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You couldn't make it up could you? :rofl:
Reminds me of ( YouTube vid) the girl that had one night stand and guy left for work,she had a shit toilet got blocked she retrieved the poo,stick in a bag.. was going to take it either but got kicked out the flat with poo left inside.. :howl:

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:howl: :howl: :howl: :howl: :howl:



You couldn't make it up could you? :rofl:
Reminds me of ( YouTube vid) the girl that had one night stand and guy left for work,she had a shit toilet got blocked she retrieved the poo,stick in a bag.. was going to take it either but got kicked out the flat with poo left inside.. :howl:


remember that. Hilarious :)

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12:09am EDT: A professional surfer from Barbados died trying to surf waves created by Hurricane Irma.

Zander Venezia from Bridgetown, Barbados, suffered a tragic neck injury after the deadly waves forced him under and into the "shallow, rocky bottom”.

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Many questions could be asked about this one!

Firefighters called to the incident in Sheffield Road, Conisbrough, said the man sprayed an air freshener in his vehicle then lit a cigarette.


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Mr Squirrel wrote:Many questions could be asked about this one!

Firefighters called to the incident in Sheffield Road, Conisbrough, said the man sprayed an air freshener in his vehicle then lit a cigarette.


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Q1 - Is the gerbil OK ?

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Mr Squirrel wrote:Many questions could be asked about this one!

Firefighters called to the incident in Sheffield Road, Conisbrough, said the man sprayed an air freshener in his vehicle then lit a cigarette.


http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/motorist- ... -1-8741457


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Nope, it was propelled through the windscreen.


Never mind igniting it, what fucking moron sprays toxic chemicals in such a confined space and allows themselves to breathe it in. That stuff is bad enough in a house never mind a car.

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Never mind igniting it, what fucking moron sprays toxic chemicals in such a confined space and allows themselves to breathe it in. That stuff is bad enough in a house never mind a car.


I was trying to work out why somebody would spray an air freshener and then light up a fag?

Surely it would be more sensible to smoke the fag and then spray the air freshener after?

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Never mind igniting it, what fucking moron sprays toxic chemicals in such a confined space and allows themselves to breathe it in. That stuff is bad enough in a house never mind a car.


I was trying to work out why somebody would spray an air freshener and then light up a fag?

Surely it would be more sensible to smoke the fag and then spray the air freshener after?



Given he was clearly that thick he probably sprayed the air freshner and then lit up the fag in order to cover up the smell of the freshener :D :D :D

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Never mind igniting it, what fucking moron sprays toxic chemicals in such a confined space and allows themselves to breathe it in. That stuff is bad enough in a house never mind a car.


I was trying to work out why somebody would spray an air freshener and then light up a fag?

Surely it would be more sensible to smoke the fag and then spray the air freshener after?



Given he was clearly that thick he probably sprayed the air freshner and then lit up the fag in order to cover up the smell of the freshener :D :D :D



Perhaps he had farted and sprayed air freshener! :hmmm:

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Never mind igniting it, what fucking moron sprays toxic chemicals in such a confined space and allows themselves to breathe it in. That stuff is bad enough in a house never mind a car.


I was trying to work out why somebody would spray an air freshener and then light up a fag?

Surely it would be more sensible to smoke the fag and then spray the air freshener after?



Given he was clearly that thick he probably sprayed the air freshner and then lit up the fag in order to cover up the smell of the freshener :D :D :D



Perhaps he had farted and sprayed air freshener! :hmmm:


Increased amounts of ignitable gas :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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