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A man who shot himself in the foot while intending to kill himself has been jailed for possessing illegal weapons.

After the gun went off, Hughes was heard screaming and was seen outside his house with a bleeding foot.

He admitted possessing a shotgun and a stun gun, cannabis and cocaine.



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A Putnam County man was trying to kiss a rattlesnake when it bit him on the tongue, neighbors told Action News Jax.

Ron Reinold was flown to the hospital by helicopter in critical condition after he was bit by the rattlesnake on Tuesday


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crumbs wrote:Awwwwww...first kiss with his true love: a rattlesnake. :D :D :D


Do you kiss the snake Crumbs ?

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A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.


“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”


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Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”
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crumbs wrote:Who 'nose'?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -NOSE.html

A man high on the drug 'Black Mamba' cut off his nose with a kitchen knife and mutilated other parts of his body.

Police were called to an address in Birmingham where they found a screaming man with blood pouring from his face after taking 'Black Mamba', the synthetic cannabis that leaves users in a 'zombie-like state'.

Inside the property, police battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man who was experiencing an 'extreme psychotic episode' while trying to stem the blood loss.

News of the horrifying incident, which happened in October last year, has emerged after the West Midlands Police officers who saved the man's life have been honoured.

PC Thomas Walker and a colleague were first on the scene and battled for almost 30 minutes to subdue the man while trying to stem the blood loss.


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Five out of six people die in a Nissan Micra, the insurance company is going to have a field day with this one.

Four females and a male, all believed to be adults, in a Nissan Micra died in the crash between junction 15 for Stoke-on-Trent and 14 for Stafford.

The lorry driver, a 60-year-old West Midlands man, has been arrested on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving.

A sixth person is serious but stable following the southbound crash.



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Crikey - ran right into the back of them by the looks of it

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Train splatter spotter

He had been travelling on the Gatwick Express service to London Victoria on Sunday, August 7, when he put his head out of a window which was not intended for passenger use.
His head struck a signal gantry near Balham in South London, while the train was travelling at about 61mph, and he was pronounced dead by paramedics after the train stopped at nearby Wandsworth Common.


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Things we have learned today. Don't get into the same enclosure as a tiger.

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smeggypants wrote:Things we have learned today. Don't get into the same enclosure as a tiger.


Or those dressed like one. :D


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crumbs wrote:Ban zoos. Vile exploitative places. Wild animals should be free.


Agreed

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