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Channel Hopper wrote:Not quite sure what's gone on here, insurance claim not gone to plan ?

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Channel Hopper wrote:Cars are a recurring theme today

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A suspected fuel thief was crushed to death under his own car in Bristol when his friend ran over him.

Staff intervened when they saw Kyle Clarke filling a container of petrol through the back window of a Ford Fiesta at the Spar petrol station in Hengrove.

When a tussle ensued between Mr Clarke and shop worker Abu Sayem, the Fiesta rolled back with passenger Shakrul Islam inside, Bristol Crown Court heard.

But Islam then drove forward, straight over Mr Clarke, and continued with Mr Clarke trapped under the vehicle.




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Utter twats!!!!!!

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Zionist stabs himself in false flag attack on himself :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Candidate, and the idiot that took the footage deserves a slap, if not an award as well at some point.



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Fucking twat!!!!!!!!

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Moron lets kid play with his gun. Kid shoots moron :doh: :doh: :doh:

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Complete BELLEND!!! :dog: :dog:

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'Javelin ace'

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Charger on an extension lead msut have fell into the bath

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Charger on an extension lead msut have fell into the bath



Oh yes but be honest she should never charge her phone near a bathroom anyway..bet she done it loads of times.. :shrug:

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Dolls wrote:
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Charger on an extension lead msut have fell into the bath



Oh yes but be honest she should never charge her phone near a bathroom anyway..bet she done it loads of times.. :shrug:


Yup electrical regs state that outlets shoudl be a certain distance away from baths, sinks, etc,etc

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Charger on an extension lead msut have fell into the bath



Oh yes but be honest she should never charge her phone near a bathroom anyway..bet she done it loads of times.. :shrug:


Yup electrical regs state that outlets shoudl be a certain distance away from baths, sinks, etc,etc


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League of Gentleman again


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I bet that hurt!!!

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