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Channel Hopper wrote:Scottish tourist has died after being hit by a car while reportedly taking a selfie in the middle of a German motorway.

The 22-year-old, who has been named as Dean Steele from Uddingston, South Lanarkshire, was struck by an Audi A6 on the autobahn while taking photos with his friends in Gudow in Lauenburg, around 30 miles outside Hamburg.



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ZBC spoke about that earlier. I didnt' ctach whether he'd died or not.

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:hyenas: :hyenas:

Standard needs to get it's story straight though. They say it was ground off then say a cutter was used.

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:hyenas: :hyenas:

Standard needs to get it's story straight though. They say it was ground off then say a cutter was used.



Perhaps they done both. :howl:

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Dolls wrote:
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:hyenas: :hyenas:

Standard needs to get it's story straight though. They say it was ground off then say a cutter was used.



Perhaps they done both. :howl:



Grinder would have heated up the metal and burned his cock to shreds :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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crumbs wrote:Imagine the size of cock ring crumbs would need.


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Grinder would have heated up the metal and burned his cock to shreds :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Grindr would have supplied him GHB, turned him over and nobody would give a fuck.

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Not new



Michael Baker, 21, was out catching pokémon in Forest Grove Oregon at around 1am when he was stabbed.

He stumbled across someone he thought was another player, but when he asked him if he wanted to battle him, the stranger stabbed him in the shoulder.


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According to the statement, two officers responded to a 911 call requesting a welfare check on a 15-year-old standing in front of a school. The caller said the boy was not armed.

A boy at the school pulled a gun from his waistband and pointed it at one of the responding officers as they exited their patrol cars, the statement said.
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:eek: I know,look at the man holding her legs.. :shrug:

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Dolls wrote::rofl: bloody state of him..


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news ... l-10391526



Looks like Steve tyler from Aerosmith :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: oi!

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Dolls wrote::rofl: :rofl: oi!



Great likeness though Dolls eh? :) :dog: :dog:

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