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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:00 pm
by smeggypants

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:20 am
by Channel Hopper
^^^ plane stoopid

Then there is this candidate.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/12/man-gets- ... g-6774302/ :D

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:27 am
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:^^^ plane stoopid

Then there is this candidate.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/12/man-gets- ... g-6774302/ :D



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gotta be a Python Sketch!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:39 am
by Dolls

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:54 pm
by smeggypants
Dolls wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40589631



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good job he had a pen and paper

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:55 pm
by Channel Hopper
Candidate chums on a moped

All three boys were taken to a south London hospital for treatment.

The moped was believed to have been involved in an attempted robbery and was being monitored by the National Police Air Service helicopter, said the Metropolitan Police.

A second 16-year-old suffered a serious injury to his leg and a 15-year-old sustained minor injuries.

All three were arrested at the scene and two large knives were recovered.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40624453

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:58 pm
by Channel Hopper
Gets better , the police car was parked up :rofl:

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news ... d/?ref=rss

Image

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:12 pm
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:Gets better , the police car was parked up :rofl:

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news ... d/?ref=rss

Image



"The incident has been referred to the Independent Police Complaints Commission. "


because they survived?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:28 am
by Dolls

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:36 am
by smeggypants



:rofl: :rofl:

"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

:hyenas:

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:59 am
by Channel Hopper
smeggypants wrote:



:rofl: :rofl:

"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

:hyenas:


I hope the taxi is OK.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:11 pm
by smeggypants
Channel Hopper wrote:
smeggypants wrote:



:rofl: :rofl:

"The trapped woman was said to be in her twenties."

Stone or tons?

:hyenas:


I hope the taxi is OK.



Suffering PTSD I believe

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:03 am
by smeggypants

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:18 pm
by Channel Hopper
Holy cow.

At 14 seconds, the car appears to move forward by a couple of inches, slippingoff the lift supports.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:49 pm
by smeggypants
Bloke in blue was lucky

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:38 am
by Channel Hopper
Channel Hopper wrote:Nasty

Mr Farrer said it happened during a break in Mr Biggadike's physiotherapy for him to use a commode.

A knee support on the hoist was removed and he fell as he was being assisted by two members of staff.

Mr Farrer said "Almost immediately he collapsed and fell on to the post which penetrated his rectum causing catastrophic internal injuries and he died."



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-39723936



Trust fined, but it turns out this happened twice before :eek:

Karen Brown, director of finance at the trust said: "We felt that it was important to defend this case, not least because of the history of two other similar incidents involving this piece of equipment which we had not been aware of at the time of Mr Biggadike's tragic death."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-40659280

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:16 am
by Channel Hopper
Candidate, complete with 911 call :D

She said she had "rescued" the snake and another boa on Wednesday.
An ambulance was swiftly dispatched to the woman, who was found lying in her driveway in the town of Sheffield Lake with the snake around her neck.


http://www.chroniclet.com/Local-News/20 ... -face.html

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:00 pm
by Dolls

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:09 am
by smeggypants
Dolls wrote::rofl:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4130440/h ... ow-street/

Hmm nothing happening. :shrug:


How bizarre!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:53 am
by Channel Hopper