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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4435703/stag-do-brit-hoover-dam-swim-arrest/


He's lucky he didn't' help provide power to charge someone's mobile in a Las Vegas hotel room :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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A crusty rim, a foul stench and a deep hole with hot muddy liquid at the bottom.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41243134

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Channel Hopper wrote:A crusty rim, a foul stench and a deep hole with hot muddy liquid at the bottom.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41243134

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Jokes aside, that must have been a nasty way to go.

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Next week it's mate will make an appearance from behind the tumble dryer.

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Horrific moment shaman who said his supernatural powers would protect him in crocodile-infested lake... is suddenly dragged beneath the waters as shocked onlookers gasp

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4898304/Shaman-dragged-crocodile-infested-Indonesian-lake.html

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