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Dolls wrote:https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4435703/stag-do-brit-hoover-dam-swim-arrest/


He's lucky he didn't' help provide power to charge someone's mobile in a Las Vegas hotel room :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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A crusty rim, a foul stench and a deep hole with hot muddy liquid at the bottom.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41243134

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Channel Hopper wrote:A crusty rim, a foul stench and a deep hole with hot muddy liquid at the bottom.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41243134

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Jokes aside, that must have been a nasty way to go.

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:D :D

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Horrific moment shaman who said his supernatural powers would protect him in crocodile-infested lake... is suddenly dragged beneath the waters as shocked onlookers gasp

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4898304/Shaman-dragged-crocodile-infested-Indonesian-lake.html

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Fucking lucky to be alive!!!!!

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I know,I posted a fb,you got to see that a total moron.

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A snake handler was found dead in his bedroom just yards away from his pet python

The snake is 'under investigation' while a friend of Mr Brandon's believed the snake had nothing to do with his death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html

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Bunny wrote:A snake handler was found dead in his bedroom just yards away from his pet python

The snake is 'under investigation' while a friend of Mr Brandon's believed the snake had nothing to do with his death.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ation.html


Revenge for keeping the poor thing in tiny cage in his house.

Wonder if the Police will do the good cop, bad cop trick on the snake :)

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Hope the snake is in a good home now!Stupid prat.. feel sorry for the python! He was only doing what it was supposed to do..

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Dolls wrote:Hope the snake is in a good home now!Stupid prat.. feel sorry for the python! He was only doing what it was supposed to do..


Yup, I hope they haven't killed it

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Pythons are not venomous so either there is evidence of strangulation, or the 'handler' had it up his arse looking for the rodent and it got agitated. Either way the snake is innocent.

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"and it got agitated"

wasn't that the plan? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Channel Hopper wrote:Either way the snake is innocent.


Free the Crookham Church One !

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