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Im not sure if this IS a joke or somebodys rant but i thought it funny as fuck, so i nicked it.

I am truly fucking seething that so many people are against another Mosque being built here in Bolton. I think it should be every Englishmans goal to be tolerant, regardless of ones religious beliefs. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tollerance.
That is why i also propose that 2 nightclubs be built at each side of the Mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the Mosque. We would call one of the nightclubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other, a topless club called "You Mecca me hot". Across the road should be a Butchers hop specialising in Pork and adjacent to that, an open-pit barbeque restaurant called "Iraq o' Ribs". On the corner, there will ba a lingerie store called "Victoria keeps nothing secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. On the other corner, there will be a sexy toy store "Koranal Knowledge" with its name in flashing neon lights and next door to that, an off license called "Morehammered".
All of this would encourage the Muslim community to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their Mosque issue would not be a problem for others.
Please support this mutual tolerance demonstration.

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Seems legit

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The butchers could be called 'Halal - is it meat you're looking for?'

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Old one. Heard it before. but still funny :)

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