A hippy notices a beautiful nun sitting near him on the bus, and asks her out. The nun declines. Then he says, "If you won't go out with me, can I at least just have sex you?" Of course the nun says "No!", then she gets off the bus. The bus driver notices the hippy's disappointment, so he leans over and says, "You really want that nun, eh?" The hippy nods enthusiastically. "Well" says the bus driver, "every Monday at 6pm she takes this bus to the cemetery and prays for an hour. You could be there ..." The hippy gets excited and soon has a plan. Next Monday he waits at the cemetery, and sure enough at 6pm the nun enters. He quietly follows until she stops by a grave and begins to pray. The hippy dons a flowing robe and a fake beard from his bag, then catches her attention and steps towards her. "My child" he says softly, "it is I, your Lord. For your faith I have come to reward you with a satisfying sexual experience." The nun gasps, "Oh. Okay, but can you take me from behind? I could still consider myself a virgin, and I cherish my celibacy." The eager hippy agrees and the two have anal sex until both are satisfied. After they are done, the hippy pulls off the mask and shouts ... "Aha! I am the hippy!" to which the nun responds by taking of her mask and shouting "Aha! I am the bus driver!"
