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I was at a BBQ the other night and I made some really nice sausages.

I asked my mate if he wanted one.

He said " No thanks mate, I'm Jewish."

"Don't worry," I replied, "they're free."

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Classic :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Hull council are totally useless. I reported a freezing cold draught blowing through my living room last winter and despite numerous calls, they would do nothing about it. Eventually, things got so bad I took matters into my own hands and shut the window myself.



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Old McDonald had tourettes
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A man is in a queue at Waitrose and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

'Excuse me do I know you?'

'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she replies.

The man thinks back and recalls a particular memorable act from his past.
'Are you one of the three birds I shagged on my stag night, I remember one of your mates was whipping me after the other one had stuck a paintbrush up my arse?'

'No'. 'I'm your son's Geography teacher!'

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So the Vicar checks into the hotel and says to the receptionist "I hope the Porn channel is disabled"
And the receptionist says "No, its ordinary Porn, you sick bastard!"

I was bored and decided to update my signature but i couldnt think of anything to put, so i decided to just put Bollocks!

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How come Miss Universe is only ever won by people
from Earth?



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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers it.
A pervert breathing heavily says "I bet you have a bald cunt and tight ass!"
The lady calmly replies "Yes i do, he is watching TV... Who shall i say is calling?"

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.



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