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Compo culture, Armstrong and Miller


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The german capture episode gets me every time. :D

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"Jumbo Wilkins got shot down last week, and it was like, really bad, because he died and everything" :rofl: :rofl:

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To the scummy bastard that stole 300 cans of RedBull and 50 jars of coffee from my shop the other day,......

I don't know how you can sleep at night.



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Bit childish but I laughed:

I managed to curl one out the other day and it touched the water before breaking off.
Pretty chuffed considering I was on the middle diving board.


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My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream, now all I have to do is rub it in. :D :D

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A man is driving home down the interstate when his wife calls.

Wife: "hunny be careful driving home, I just saw on the news, some idiot is driving down the wrong side of the road"

Husband: "I know, but there isn't just one, there's hundreds of them".

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phild05 wrote:A man is driving home down the interstate when his wife calls.

Wife: "hunny be careful driving home, I just saw on the news, some idiot is driving down the wrong side of the road"

Husband: "I know, but there isn't just one, there's hundreds of them".

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