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I once did a comedy gig at an old folks home, they never got any of the jokes but they still pissed themselves.!

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Taking a dog called shark to the beach is not a good idea.

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Barman says to Paddy, "Your glass is empty do you want another one?"

Paddy replies, "Why the feck would I want 2 empty glasses?"

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A young school girl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"

Mum replies,"Where's that then darling?"

Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out & Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how you get babies!"

Shaking her head, Mum says "Oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies,.......that's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes,shoes & all the decorating done"!

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A man walks into a clock shop, where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter, unzips his fly and pulls out his not unimpressive member. The woman says very coldly and deliberately "Excuse me sir, but this is a clock shop."
"I know," replies the man, "I want two hands and a face put on this."

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Dolls wrote::rofl:

A man walks into a clock shop, where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter, unzips his fly and pulls out his not unimpressive member. The woman says very coldly and deliberately "Excuse me sir, but this is a clock shop."
"I know," replies the man, "I want two hands and a face put on this."



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That could be crumbs. :D



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My wife accused me of being a transvestite.

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