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I had to slap some fat old twat in Debenhams yesterday,
The prick only called my wife a " Ho" not once but three fucking times..

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took a girl back to mine earlier for sex
when she said, 'im gonna leave my bra on cos ive only got tiny tits'
so i said, 'ok i'll leave my pants on then !'

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Dolls wrote:took a girl back to mine earlier for sex
when she said, 'im gonna leave my bra on cos ive only got tiny tits'
so i said, 'ok i'll leave my pants on then !'


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I had to slap some fat old twat in Debenhams yesterday,
The prick only called my wife a " Ho" not once but three fucking times..


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I had to slap some fat old twat in Debenhams yesterday,
The prick only called my wife a " Ho" not once but three fucking times..


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Two women police dog handlers are on the beat, one says "I'm cold I left my knickers at the station."
The other one says "let the dog have a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them."
The dog returned 20 minutes later with her knickers and truncheon two broom handles and 3 of the desk sergeants fingers :rofl: :rofl:

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A friend of mine had his credit card stolen a while ago. He hasn't reported it yet because the thief spends less than his wife!



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phild05 wrote:A friend of mine had his credit card stolen a while ago. He hasn't reported it yet because the thief spends less than his wife!



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My boss called me into his office today.
He said I would have a better chance of progression if I was less aggressive and confrontational.
I asked him what the fuck he meant by that and would he like to step outside and discuss it further.

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My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrow's off and draw a dick on his forehead. My sister went fucking mad when she looked in his pram .

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