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The best facial is a daily facial.

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"Capitalism profits from War - Humanity profits from Peace."

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Black Testicles.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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I bumped into an old mate in the street earlier and asked him what he was doing now.

"I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with gambling addictions and alcohol - that sort of thing."

"Charity work?"

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My sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!..

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Velly funny. :D



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Happy birthday to Rick Wakeman. Here's one of his jokes:

I couldn't help thinking last night as I pulled off my boxers, I don't half spoil these dogs.

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Good question! I’d say it’s cheaper from the pet shop.



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