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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:00 pm
by crumbs
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2019 6:54 pm
by Channel Hopper

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:12 pm
by phild05
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 9:14 pm
by Channel Hopper
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 9:53 pm
by smeggypants
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:54 am
by Dolls
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Black Testicles.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."...

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 7:31 am
by crumbs
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 11:14 am
by phild05
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:42 am
by Dolls
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I bumped into an old mate in the street earlier and asked him what he was doing now.

"I cook meals for the homeless, drug addicts, people with gambling addictions and alcohol - that sort of thing."

"Charity work?"

"No, Wetherspoons."

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 1:34 pm
by phild05
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:02 pm
by smeggypants
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2019 5:09 pm
by smeggypants
nicked ( and modified :) )

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:48 am
by Dolls
My sexy chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room!!..

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:12 am
by crumbs
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Velly funny. :D

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:50 am
by phild05
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:51 am
by smeggypants
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 am
by phild05
Happy birthday to Rick Wakeman. Here's one of his jokes:

I couldn't help thinking last night as I pulled off my boxers, I don't half spoil these dogs.

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:30 am
by Dolls
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:24 pm
by Channel Hopper
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:44 pm
by crumbs
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Good question! I’d say it’s cheaper from the pet shop.