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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 4:08 am
by smeggypants
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 6:19 pm
by phild05
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 9:41 pm
by smeggypants
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 4:49 pm
by Dolls
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Paddy’s girlfriend gets a tattoo of a sea shell on the top of her inner thigh.Paddy thinks it’s fucking amazing because if you put your ear on it you can actually smell the sea

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 7:20 pm
by Channel Hopper
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 7:40 pm
by crumbs
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Paddy is a gifted phucker isn't he? :D

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 11:39 am
by Channel Hopper
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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 12:56 pm
by phild05
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 1:16 pm
by crumbs
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Where can I buy some? I'm starving and could murder a pork sausage.

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 8:07 pm
by smeggypants
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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2019 6:12 am
by Dolls
WHAT MARRIED MAN THINKS

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee...

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the gun in my face and said:
'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

"I would have been released today..!!!"

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 11:57 am
by Dolls
Boss: "Do you believe in life after death?"
Employee: "Definitely not - there's no proof of it, is there?"
Boss: "Well there is now. After you left work early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 12:05 pm
by Channel Hopper
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:42 pm
by phild05
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 7:43 pm
by phild05
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:02 am
by smeggypants
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:55 am
by phild05
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:29 pm
by phild05
A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower.

He realized that he couldn't find the rake.. and yelled up to his wife,

"Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear and she shouted back, "What?"

He pointed to his eye, and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.

his wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

His wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell IHe could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

She replies:

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!



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pic and mix [RIP Hurachai]

PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:40 pm
by smeggypants
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:42 pm
by grimtales1
Found this elsewhere:

I won an Elvis themed competition once and had a choice of a cash prize or tickets to a tribute concert. Had to ring up to claim and got a recorded message. It was 1 for the money, 2 for the show.....