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Fat melting pants!

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Goodbye to orange peel skin: The Scala
knickers that claim to reduce cellulite
They're the hot pants that could help you look better in hotpants.

These knickers, which go on sale at John Lewis today, claim to melt away cellulite by warming the skin.

Women who wore the Scala Bio-Fir knickers for a month said they saw a 'significant reduction' in dimpled skin.

The fabric of the £25 pants contains crystals which warm up when they come in contact with the skin.

The heat is said to improve the circulation in the thighs, bottom and stomach, encouraging fat cells to 'melt' into a liquid.

This is then excreted from the body by the liver.

Hopefully, this warming action does not make the knickers uncomfortably hot.

Helen Spencer, lingerie buyer at John Lewis, said: 'Between 80 and 90 percent of women have cellulite somewhere on their body which is why there is such a huge market for potions and lotions in the category.

'We are approached very regularly with products promising the kind of results women want, but which haven't stood up to scrutiny.

'This is where Scala's range is different - it does exactly what it says on the tin.

'The technology is held within the fabric of the product so the anti-cellulite properties remain intact for the lifetime of the garment, withstanding countless washes.'

The store tested the underwear on 50 women who wore the knickers for at least six hours a day for 30 days.

Four-fifths said their cellulite was reduced, accordingto independent expert Dr Luis Augusto Lupato Conrado from the Vale do Paraiba University, Brazil, who monitored the research.

A spokesman for John Lewis said that the effects last up to a year, possibly longer, provided that wearers follow a healthy diet and did regular exercise.

If the cellulite does return, women are advised to wear the underwear for another 30 days.

It remains to be seen whether the pants will prove as effective as their makers claim. Last month an anticellulite cream promising to give women a 'nine-minute bottom lift' was criticised by a British scientist.

The remarkable claims made for the £68 Adonia LegTone serum were described as 'gibberish'.

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The science: Crystals in the fabric of the knickers emit infrared rays that increase
metabolism of the cells and blood flow in the skin, melting the fat into liquid

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Im not convinced TBH. If I though they would work then yes I would buy them but Id be worried about the long term effect on my body and Im curious whether they would case any harm if the women was pregnant and didnt know? Surely they could cause the unborn child harm.



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Sounds like ...

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... to me

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I agree with you smeggy, Id love to give them a go to prove it though! :D



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Can they get rid of tummy fat as well???

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Little_Law_Chick wrote:I agree with you smeggy, Id love to give them a go to prove it though! :D


Ahhhhhhh you think they might just work!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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smeggypants wrote:Sounds like ...

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Yup I'd have said testicles to be polite but your bollocks pic :thumb: has more of an impact :D

Oh yeah and stating the obvious here but the model in the original pic looks like she can't afford to lose any more weight..cow bag!! :pp: :pp:



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well when I see a before and after of Vanessa Feltz .....I might believe it :rofl: :rofl:




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I don't have any cellulite (well I don't!?) but they look like pretty good for back support and I could do with some of that right now. :D

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I think they'd look well sexy in black. But then I've a penchant for tight gear ;)

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ghostgirl wrote:I don't have any cellulite (well I don't!?) but they look like pretty good for back support and I could do with some of that right now. :D


I bet you would do your back more harm getting them on and off :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




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annie27 wrote:
ghostgirl wrote:I don't have any cellulite (well I don't!?) but they look like pretty good for back support and I could do with some of that right now. :D


I bet you would do your back more harm getting them on and off :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Hm, right... ya might have a point there :rofl: :rofl:

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Get a split crotch version. You could leave them on for various activities then ;)

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god--all i can think is thrush central.

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robinnia wrote:god--all i can think is thrush central.


Everyone'sgot their fetish's I guess!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:






Sorry - couldn't resist!!















.... but maybe they've got split crotch ventilation!!?? :):)

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smeggypants wrote:Sounds like ...

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It sounds dubious to me too. :hmmm:

Some years ago I was a regular visitor to a gym. One of the regulars commented that I had no cellulite at all, whereas she has it all over her thighs. She wasn't hefty either, she was slimmer than me, but she had this stuff on her legs. :( I was about 40 at the time.
I have since developed some, but not as badly as I have seen in others, who are carrying less flesh than I am. I put mine down to not being able to exercise as I used to - and probably a different diet. I NEVER ate biscuits and sweets then, but have done since.

I think it is heredity 'wot duz' it. My Mum had none at all all her life. :cheers:

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robinnia wrote:god--all i can think is thrush central.


Is that a Bus Station?

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Would prolonged wear have any adverse affect on the *cough* male physiology do you think? :chin:




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robinnia wrote:god--all i can think is thrush central.


Yeah. My GP said - 40 years ago - that the reason why women were getting these infections 'down under' :roll: was down to wearing tights or tight jeans.

A lass needs her undercarriage to get a bit of fresh air - which it got when we all wore stockings and sussies! ;)

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