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crumbs wrote:I can't stand birds. The fuckers shit on my car. The only thing they should be fed is poison. Fucking annoying pests, they are, 'innit?


Nah to be honest its the Zionists who have trained birds personally to shit on the supporters of Muslims :howl:




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We get all kinds of birds here; sparrows, bluetits, great tits (honest), Woodpecker, blackbird, chaffinch, robin, wood pigeon, magpies, etc. We only put out a bit of seed and peanuts. I wouldn't mind but the squirrels nick most of it :) At night I can hear owls too :splif:

Put a chicken carcass in the garden the other week, that had gone next morning. Probably a fox, I've seen a few of em out scavenging at night. One actually walked right past me last winter at around 5:15pm. can you believe it? Out that early in the evening :eek4:

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Phil Often a short time ago I'd see two foxes in me garden, often I see one walking past the house (late at night) I'm in the middle of London as well! A few years ago my friend lived then not too far from me, she used to keep a pair of shoes outside for gardening..They disappeared :D: foxes are notorius nickers...PMSL



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We feed them on an infrequent basis... Basically whenever we remember to.

We get all sorts of birds here too as there are alot of trees around and they seem to like nesting in the big Oak tree at the top of our garden. During the spring, the fuckers start singing about 3-4am and if they were Chavs, the cops would have slapped an asbo on them by now.

And i swear.. if that fucking Wood pigeon starts 'Woo Wooooing' every single morning from 3am next year right outside my bedroom window, i may have to dust down the old Air Rifle.

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Pigeon pie is nice Squizz :)



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Mr Squirrel wrote:We feed them on an infrequent basis... Basically whenever we remember to.

We get all sorts of birds here too as there are alot of trees around and they seem to like nesting in the big Oak tree at the top of our garden. During the spring, the fuckers start singing about 3-4am and if they were Chavs, the cops would have slapped an asbo on them by now.

And i swear.. if that fucking Wood pigeon starts 'Woo Wooooing' every single morning from 3am next year right outside my bedroom window, i may have to dust down the old Air Rifle.


If I had an air rifle I'd be having a cull too. Pigeons are on the list (diseased bastards) and magpies (murdering bastards). Too many grey squirrels too. I've noticed a lot of crows too round here. There's too many pests in general and that's got a lot to do with humans dumping their shit all over the place. I walked down our road the other day and there was a used disposable nappy, litter, dog shit, cat shit. Way too much crap, literally :evil:

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Hmph sometimes you can see human shit! Effin filth



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Dolls wrote:Hmph sometimes you can see human shit! Effin filth


You can indeed and it crops up in the most unassuming of places. :D

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Me? No. But my Mom and my Dad really want that, like you, they feed the birds with fatballs, and sunflower seeds.


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Yes,we have 2 feeders full of peanuts and fat balls in the winter. We like watching the little buggers feeding. We get all the tits,woodpeckers all the finches,wagtails,wrens,sparrows,dunnocks,blackbirds,including one with white spots on top of his head who we call spotty. Don't know how long blackbirds live but this one has been coming here for 4 years now and he was fully grown when we moved in.

We also get Red Kites and Buzzards circling overhead.

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I use to give them breakfast .......

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.... oh those kind of birds!

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