smeggypants wrote:The plans were square and didn't reflect the rectangular shape, then I noticed "Semi detached" - FFS they've split up into two dwellings.
Ah, missed that (though they don't mention it's a shared property in the description either

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Anyway, if I was the first one in, I'd start with a huge altar in the main entrance, some Tel Megiddo daggers adorning the area, loads of blood stained carpets hanging outside to dry, and constant demonic chanting from the hi-fi.
With luck they might never move in, but with some subtle changes to the stairwell in apartment B, luck can fuck right off

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