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I have come across straight porn in my time and have always wondered why the women always seem to have fingernails like sharp talons. Do the men on this forum, who fancy women, find this sexy,if so, why?



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chinchin wrote:I have come across straight porn in my time....


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Can't say I noticed fingernails too much when I used to watch a bit of porn. Mainly remember bad background music and ultra-corny 'plot' apart from the other stuff.

Maybe long impracticable nails are a symbol for female helplessness and submission?? :):

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crumbs wrote:Cheap porn has women with talons.


Really cheap porn has women with galloping lobsters. :hyenas:

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chinchin wrote:I have come across straight porn in my time and have always wondered why the women always seem to have fingernails like sharp talons. Do the men on this forum, who fancy women, find this sexy,if so, why?

Can't answer as a straight man but I can answer for them.

The talons, the heels, the fishnets ... they are all a wet dream played across the board of sexuality.

People don't usually buy into that shit in real life, but for some reason this idea of 'women as seductive sirens' is in their heads and everyone, including gay men embrace it .... why ? I don't know :shrug:

Yes, it's sexy ... but how and when did it become sexy ?

This image we have in our heads of the Femme Fatale is obviously a construct. but where did it originate, and why does she have to be such a big slut ?

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crumbs wrote:Cheap porn has women with talons.


Really cheap porn has women with galloping lobsters. :hyenas:

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'Galloping porn lobsters'

I'd really like to shake that mental image but I just can't :oops:

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Bunny wrote:'Galloping porn lobsters'

I'd really like to shake that mental image but I just can't :oops:



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Bunny wrote:'Galloping porn lobsters'

I'd really like to shake that mental image but I just can't :oops:



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chinchin wrote:I have come across straight porn in my time and have always wondered why the women always seem to have fingernails like sharp talons. Do the men on this forum, who fancy women, find this sexy,if so, why?

Can't answer as a straight man but I can answer for them.

The talons, the heels, the fishnets ... they are all a wet dream played across the board of sexuality.

People don't usually buy into that shit in real life, but for some reason this idea of 'women as seductive sirens' is in their heads and everyone, including gay men embrace it .... why ? I don't know :shrug:

Yes, it's sexy ... but how and when did it become sexy ?

This image we have in our heads of the Femme Fatale is obviously a construct. but where did it originate, and why does she have to be such a big slut ?

If Smeggy says 'Zionist' even once in reply, he owes me a tenner ! (even though for once he may very well be right) :D


never even crossed my mind ( honest ) :)

Incidentally it's the Christians that are usually the one's citing the 'people I can't afford a tenner to mention' as imposing homosexuality onto the world and for the break down in family values ( "family" = Christian in this case ).

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