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Not dispensing machines, but laced Chocolate spread.


Endorsed by the Prince of Wales, which is where the gutter press have picked up on this.

The aim is to protect red squirrels, and millions of trees which are damaged by grey squirrels stripping off rings of their bark.

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Has Lord Chins had a rodent strip bark off his ring recently ?

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A suppository for Squizz?

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crumbs wrote:A suppository for Squizz?


It's chocolate for the entry end of the alimentary canal, but he could 'spread' it around I suppose.

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Grey Squirrels are teh Zionists of the squirrel world

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Chins and i prefer the more old fashioned contraception method of ignoring each other completely! :D

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