KNIVES I Made

[Major]

I made these in my garage

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Nice work, Honourable Major! The third one from the left seems like a dagger. I like the one on the right. I think it has enough penetration depth to cause a decent amount of injury.

What do you use these for? Are you in a county lines gang?

[Major]

I have fished and shot since the age of 8, I do not fish now but my shooting associates buy them, a lot go to Poland

The leather is mostly recycled briefcases from car boot sales.
The steel is PROPER knife steel from Yorkshire supplier
I have made my own heat treating furnace and have some D I Y kit.
I rough cut out the blades by hand.
The polishing takes a long time.

I also make country style sticks.

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Phuck me! Do you sell the knives you make?

And what's a country style stick?

[Major]

Phuck me! Do you sell the knives you make?

And what's a country style stick?

I have a photo of sticks but cannot find it.
I will continue to look/

Most of mine are 4/5 feet long fo leaning on

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I think I know what you mean. Are these sticks you lean on?

[smeggypants]

I think I know what you mean. Are these sticks you lean on?

Or sit on.




I have one of those somewhere.


Cool workmanship Major

[Major]

I think I know what you mean. Are these sticks you lean on?

Or sit on.




I have one of those somewhere.


Cool workmanship Major

Not this one which is one you sit on.

Mine have Fallow deer handles , brass ferrule and bottom, wooden staves only.

I cannot find the photo although I reckon it is on Dogs

[smeggypants]

I think I know what you mean. Are these sticks you lean on?

Or sit on.




I have one of those somewhere.


Cool workmanship Major

Not this one which is one you sit on.

Mine have Fallow deer handles , brass ferrule and bottom, wooden staves only.

I cannot find the photo although I reckon it is on Dogs

Is that for people to hold onto while they shag the wildlife?

[Major]

I had one of these with a integral umbrella but I left hanging on a farm fence to dry and some shixweasel nicked it

[smeggypants]

I had one of these with a integral umbrella but I left hanging on a farm fence to dry and some shixweasel nicked it

Not good cricket Major, not good cricket. The scallywag should be put in the stocks!!

[crumbs]

crumbs would be first in line to throw rotten tomatoes at the thieving khunt.

[Major]

I would cut off their man sausage

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^ crumbs has got a huuuuuuuuuuge man sausage, Honourable Major. It could feed a small village in Africa for a month.

[smeggypants]

^ crumbs has got a huuuuuuuuuuge man sausage, Honourable Major. It could feed a small village in Africa for a month.

Well yes you could thwack the blighters with the your brobdingnagian appendage old boy

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My cock is huuuuuuuuuge!!!

[Major]

My cock is huuuuuuuuuge!!!

My knives are sharper and PENETRATE DEEPER.

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The Honourable Major likes a bit of penetration.